this is the best 30 seconds or so of my life
^ Not hyperbole.
hate it when you sit down and your legs flatten out to approximately the size of australia
1: Fed all of her friends almost every day for ten years without complaining.
2: Excelled in a traditionally masculine career, (yes, cookery as a profession is generally male-dominated) and in traditionally masculine hobbies (football), without compromising her femininity…